A thank you note to the gentleman who stole my iPod…

My New iPod … serial 5K7222QNVQ5 …

Hello …
I’ve bought a new iPod … but I still wanted to thank you …
You might not know me, but I’m the guy you stole from …
First of all, let me thank you for not stealing my entire bike …
That would’ve been the worst, so thank you very much for that.
As for stealing my iPod and stuff … I’ll take it as a lesson …
Thank you for reminding me that I’m an urbanite …
And I need to live and act like one …
And while living in the most densely populated city …
I should be more careful and more street smart …
As you’ve noticed by now, it’s an old iPod …
And it freezes when you connect it to a charger …
But I assume you wouldn’t have this problem …
As you only stole my iPod, not my charger …
I really hope you are enjoying my music collection …
Because, it took me years to build that collection …
I hope it reminds you of some good times in your life …
Which I assume are not that many, I’m sorry …
I also hope that you’d listen to some podcasts I’ve in it …
There are some tutorials about photography and MacOSX …
May be you can use them if you rip off another guy …
And steal a camera or a Macintosh computer …
There are some self help podcasts on it as well …
Maybe you need them more than I do … its very good …
I sincerely hope my iPod hasn’t become just a paper weight …
As for the raincoat you stole from me …
Its NOT really a rain coat …infact its a windbreaker …
Its not gonna help you stay dry … I’m sorry …
Before I end this note, I would like to thank you again …
For opening my eyes to the real world …
For making me more mature and more responsible …
I think I’ve become a better person after this lesson …
Thank you … laterx …

PS ::
I was just being sarcastic …
Because of you … I had to buy another iPod …
I hope you burn in hell for ever … you asshole …
You can’t steal other people’s iPod and stuff …
You hear me … you bastard … !!!

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    7 Comments

    • At 2007.07.03 04:19, Mixhar said:

      Hehe cool way of expressing your anger…
      but hey cool down after all you got a new ipod :P
      and yeah this time be more careful… good luck with the new ipod

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      • At 2007.07.03 04:49, Forgiven said:

        hehe.. like teh way u’ve written it… hehe.. lol… anyways its gud that u lerned a lesson… hehe.. tc of ur new ipod :D

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        • At 2007.07.03 08:08, aesh said:

          hehe..

          take gud care of ur new ipod!!

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          • At 2007.07.04 04:14, rameez said:

            Bro, i feel sorry for u :)

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            • At 2007.07.08 09:04, andhu said:

              the who stole ur ipod n others is really an asshole …… but now its time you to a have glass of faaga dhiya ….

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              • At 2007.08.23 05:32, yo said:

                you got some serious problems hero

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